Believe me

I didn’t mean to break her heart

It screws your karma.

-Karma isn’t the good and bad things that go around

Another lover told me

-Karma’s what decides what you become in the next life.

Tell that to Karma.

I once stole a library book

And kept it for ten years

For ten years I had bad luck

A decade of misery.

The book was ‘Planet of the Apes.’

I mailed it back to them,

And then the next week.

Things picked up.

I’ll never steal a fucking book again.