I found a guru on the internet

this guru I went to see.

Sixty dollars an hour

and that was reasonable

I had heard of people being charged a hundred.

Now carry the tourist’s luggage to the top of the mountain

and help them into their cabins.

I did this all day and when the cabins were full

I went to see him.

He had a sign that read

Luggage carried to the top of the hill

five dollars. Pay here.

It was a good lesson.