I found a guru on the internet
this guru I went to see.
Sixty dollars an hour
and that was reasonable
I had heard of people being charged a hundred.
Now carry the tourist’s luggage to the top of the mountain
and help them into their cabins.
I did this all day and when the cabins were full
I went to see him.
He had a sign that read
Luggage carried to the top of the hill
five dollars. Pay here.
It was a good lesson.